that's Valid

michaelmyerskinnie:

gay trans men do not get to be “stereotypically” or “flamboyantly” gay like cis gay men are. if a gay trans man were interested in things such as fashion, drag, shopping, or traditionally “feminine” behavior that cis gay men partook in, he would face backlash. trans men are forced to perform hypermasculinity in an attempt to prove their transness and any deviation from that is seen as them being “not really trans”. so if a gay trans man were to be effeminate or “stereotypically” gay, he would face transphobia send tweet 

EDIT: Cis men and women dont get to have opinions on this use your fucking brains

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tooiconic:

Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:

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bowtomypointlesswords:

madmaudlingoes:

sergeant-angels-trashcan:

thegestianpoet:

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

Him and Terry Crews

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.

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jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

blackgirlsreverything:

liquid-hunny:

This is too accurate lol

The accuracy

Jeff Bezos is the last one

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crimsonchronometric:

so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right

and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other

there was a moment of silence

and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming

I THINK THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX

and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro

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girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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pettydavis:

pettydavis:

straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it

people keep asking why i censored the d slur but not faggot and it’s because i’m not a lesbian, so like. there is that.

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plantsplacesthings:

plantsplacesthings:

n-yks:

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

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enecoo:

glitchkid:

enecoo:

glitchkid:

enecoo:

At this E3, I shall destroy gamer

Which one?

Are you a gamer?

That’s… that’s a loaded question… m-maybe?

You know what else is loaded?

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orbgrl:

when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young”

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

you can try to rip youtuber percy from my cold dead hands if you want but I’m thinking about it again rn and like. What if he’s an extremely boring and generic daily vlogger like it’s just him annoying Annabeth or extreme close ups on Estelle trying to do things but always, without fail, every video, there’s something Really Fucking Weird going on in the background….is that an explosion? Did his girlfriend just extend her cellphone into a tablet and pull up a hologram on it? Is that a….gigantic dog running towards him before the camera cut out? Did that guy literally just appear out of thin air in the middle of his apartment? Does that guy have horns?? Is that guy on fire? Why does he have a wall of weapons in his bedroom? Is that a fucking horse with wings? But like no matter what happens Percy just straight up REFUSES to acknowledge them in the videos. He does a monthly Q&A video and every time he gets a question about the odd happenings he just rolls his eyes and moves on. He has five million very confused subscribers, sixteen seperate drama channels spreading conspiracy theories about him and his content, and the comment section on his videos are a main source of entertainment for the other demigods

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popobana:

mermaid

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tsunadesgf:

“fiction doesnt affect reality” then WHY did i buy that black v neck top a couple of weeks ago? because i LIKED it? or because i thought sasuke would wear it? get a clue

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giratinace:

90% of anime: these characters are going to stand still and only move their faces while they talk for like 5 minutes

Studio bones: if reigen stops moving for more than 5 seconds he will die

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